Thursday, May 26, 2011

From my friend Joe Night -- Thanks Joe! I'm still laughing!

This  is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to  all of you who know seniors, and to all of you  who will become seniors.

 "WHERE is my  SUNDAY paper?!"
The  irate  customer calling the  newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where  her Sunday edition was.
 "Madam",  said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.  The Sunday paper is not delivered until  tomorrow, on  SUNDAY".
There  was quite a long pause on the other end of the  phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she  was heard to mutter, ..
 ..."Well,  shit, that explains why no one was at church  either.

5 comments:

  1. Amen !!!!!

    Hey Joe, where you going with that Saturday paper in your hand!

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  2. Sounds like my mother. Oh no, look what I have to look forward to.

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