"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ..
..."Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either.
Amen !!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Joe, where you going with that Saturday paper in your hand!
Sounds like my mother. Oh no, look what I have to look forward to.
ReplyDeleteThank you for this!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
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